Now, two leave stories, both from Jeffery Hanley of Vernon, B.C.
A friend of mine was one day late from leave and telegraphed his commanding officer (CO): “Unable to return to duty because of unexpected snowstorm. Will return as soon as possible.”
The CO telegraphed back: “Extension granted. Bring pictures.”
During a short leave in Italy, a friend steamed open a carton of cigarettes, removed the fags and replaced them with slices of bread.
It was not long before he found a sucker, an American GI who offered him a bottle of vodka for the cigarettes. The trade was made and my friend nipped to a secluded spot for a fast swig–of crystal-clear water.
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