Reading at the Legion

– Illustration by Malcolm Jones –   Many people labour under the misconception that when a publisher releases a novel, the writer’s job is done. Ha! Oh, were it only true. You see, to eke out a living as a novelist in this big but still small country, writers have to get out there...
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    March 11, 2014 by Legion Magazine
    Vera Muxlow of Strathroy, Ont., swears that when she joined the Canadian Women’s Army Corps (CWACs) in 1942 some of her fellow recruits, obeying instructions on how to keep their buttons clean, went immediately to the canteen and asked for elbow...
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    March 6, 2014 by Legion Magazine
    From B.E. Smith of London, Ont., we hear of a man who fell overboard from His Majesty’s Canadian Ship Nootka in 1946. The ship shuddered as the engines stopped and then reversed.  Helplessness gripped those on deck.  The sun, glistening on a gentle swell, made...
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    March 4, 2014 by Legion Magazine
    During the Korean War, the Canadian destroyer Athabaskan was caught in a typhoon in the China Sea.  A sailor was washed overboard but by one of those great strokes of good fortune, the next wave carried him alongside at brow height.  Another sailor reached out...
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    February 27, 2014 by Legion Magazine
    An old joke from Legion Magazine’s precursor, The Legionary, tells of an old war veteran returned to his home town for a banquet given by his army buddies. He expected them to talk over old times, but one talked incessantly about his bad liver, another...
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    February 25, 2014 by Legion Magazine
    Mac Ruttan of Ottawa tells us the following appeared in the personal column of Navy News, the Royal Navy’s monthly publication.  “Lonely Lady (44) divorced, lost and adrift, needs capable unattached skipper to take her in tow.  Reply Box...
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    February 20, 2014 by Legion Magazine
    B.E. Smith of London, Ont., submitted a story from his navy days: His captain found defaulters pretty monotonous. So, to add some zest to the proceedings, he announced he would dismiss any case with a truly original excuse–the rest might better plead guilty.  One morning,...

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